JJ Abrams' Magic Boxes (made of ticky tacky)

(to the tune of Little Boxes)

Magic boxes in the story

Magic boxes made of mystery

Magic boxes in the story

Magic boxes all the same

There's a time one and a ghost one

and a search one and a conspiracy

and they're all completely empty

and they all serve just the same

And the people watching tv shows

all expect some answers

and they're all so disappointed

cause they all end just the same.

And the JJ yeah the Abrams

never answers any questions

cause they're all completely empty

and they all come out the same.

And they move on to the next one

and find out there's something else new

that they have to figure out now

that is a complete mystery

and the mystery never gets results

and it keeps on being unsolved

or just goes away, unresolved at all

cause they come out all the same

and a new box comes along now

and it's all so mysterious

it's a box that's completely empty

which is just so completely lame

There's a time one and a ghost one

and a search one and a conspiracy

and they're all completely empty

and they all serve just the same

All I Want for Christmas is you (to take precautions)

I don't want a lot for Christmas,

there is just one thing I need.

I don't care about the people, 

singing on and off of key.

I just want pre-cau-tions now

any that you will allow.

Make my wish come truuuuue

all I want for Christmaaaaas iiiiis yoooooouYeah

I don't want a lot for Christmas

just for you to wear a mask (and I)

won't visit other people,

who can't manage this one task.

It's just hard to und-ersta-and,

and I don't mean to be brisk,

Seeing smiles won't make me happy

if they come with added risk

I just want to see you safe

cer-tain-ly don't mean to chafe

help me to see you

and not risk catching cov-id or fluuuuu, oooh baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas

I won't even wish for snow 

I can wait a few more minutes 

open windows for air flow

Maybe add a HEP-A system

to help pur-i-fy the air

if it's not too much troub-ble

I think it is only fair

cause if you want me there tonight

I think it is only right

what more can I do

oh baby all I want for Christmas is you (and not sickness)

All the rates are rising, just like they did last year

and though with vac-cines there is not much that you fear

but ICUs are fill-ing

I know it is confusing

It's like we're repeating 

the same thing every year

and we just re-fuse to see-ee-ee

I don't want a lot for Christmas, this is all I'm asking for

I just want to see my family, test before I'm at the door

I just want you to be safe, 

never ever meant to chafe

Let me come see you

and not risk catching cov-id or fluuuuu (oooh baby)

all I want for Christmas is you, not illness

all I want for Christmas is you, not covid

all I want for Christmas is you, not the flu