Before I get started, I'd like to point out that this is not targeting most religious people... many religious people would never make this assertion.... those that do, well, that takes a special kind of... well, ok, I've made my disclaimer, go ahead and read
message reads:
Dear God, Why do you allow so much violence in our schools? - A concerned student;
Dear Concerned Student, I'm not allowed in schools. - God
Let's explore this a bit shall we? First, this is a direct response to the mass shootings we've seen at schools... so let's look at other places where mass shootings have been happening.
theaters - well... yeah, heathens go to theaters, they're the devil's playground. Full of violence and sex and filth. Makes sense that God would allow violence there.
malls - heathens go to malls to shop. Look at all those evil places like Victoria's Secret and Apple and TJ Max and...
college campuses - well, duh
military bases - well, since we allowed gays in, right? (oh, sorry, I seem to have moved to calling the person relaying the message homophobic somehow... I would say I'm sorry but I suspect you're realizing that I'm not particularly happy with anybody expressing this opinion)
churches... oh.. wait... God allows violence in churches because... hm...
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